buttdeath:

make this the new meme

mauroukaki:

aayy i have a cute sweater- =͟͟͞͞ ( ꒪౪꒪)ฅ✧

bobbyhoying:

*makes typo*

*deletes typo*

*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

grantaire:

grantaire:

have you seen this dog

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look at him

daily reminder to look at this dog. look at him

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

killuangel:

this is like the most depressing error message i’ve ever gotten?????????? it’s okay, tumblr????????????????? i forgive you????????????????????????????

afro-dominicano:

I really want an environmental revolution to happen soon. Gardens everywhere, herbal wisdom flourishing, intelligent environmental policies, aggressive fighting for plants, straying away from reliance on shady food industries and growing our own to help our own and nurture our own, we see everything, how it’s made and who it goes to cause it’s ours typa shit. I really want this.

maggieandtheferociousbeast:

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

new fav insult

it's so weird seeing you now and then like wow you're pretty much a legend emerging every thousand years to post a meme or something

im that dragon in fantasy novels and games that comes out of hibernation every so often to burn villages and cause all sorts of mayhem

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

robbonp:

why Sonic’s nose look like a bicycle seat

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!